"A Goat in Girl's Clothing"

Goat: Noun: 1. a short, stringy-haired animal. Running around on all fours.

A. Enjoys eating anything but food.

We keep our goat in a pen.

One morning when I went to get the goat out of the pen, I noticed she had black specs of something all around her mouth and face. She was also chewing something. Sure enough our little goat had bit a marble sized chunk out of the crib, and was eating it! I FREAKED!

Luckily, this goat keeper has mountains of fabric, so a fabric bandage was made to protect our little goat from eating lead paint chips, and to protect our crib!

What a joy it is, to fish little pieces of wood and paint out of my daughters mouth.

This was not our first experience

Brooke enjoys paper. Little pieces of paper to be exact.

She especially enjoys putting them in her mouth, or on her face.

Her favorite spot: under her nose

And if nowhere else, between her toes.

This little girl has an odd fascination with sticking things between her toes.

Paper is usually the number 1 substance of choice, then fabric, and at least once a day you will find her walking around with a piece of cereal nested in that crevasse.

Just today, an eyelash curler, a cord, her fork, my fabric tape measure, a little train engineer figurine, a lego, a pretend cookie, and of course this piece of cereal were found lodged between her toes.

I hope she isn't preparing for a future of painting with her feet!